Things
“IN A CLASS ALL BY ITSELF…
Consistently astounding as it unfolds in all its
bizarre glory, and still unlike anything most
viewers have ever seen.” -Canuxploitation.com
In 1989, it became the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 gore shocker commercially released on VHS. Today, it remains perhaps the most bizarre, depraved and mind-boggling chunk of ‘Canuxploitaion’ ever unleashed upon humanity. Adult film superstar Amber Lynn and co-writer/producer Barry J. Gillis star in this surreal saga about two friends who visit a remote cabin, only to discover a womb of monstrous horror that demands graphic dismemberment. It’s an inexplicable orgy of eye ripping, beer guzzling, boob baring, skull drilling, sandwich making, chain sawing, bad acting and post-sync dubbing from co-writer/producer/director Andrew Jordan that has spawned its own disturbing cult of fans. Some will be repulsed. Others may be transformed forever. But you have never seen anything like THINGS.
Extras:
- Audio Commentary With Director Andrew Jordan And Stars Barry J. Gillis, Jan W. Pachul And Doug Bunston
- Audio Viewing Party With The Cinefamily
- Testimonials On THINGS: All-New Interviews With Tobe Hooper (THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE), Jason Eisener And Rob Cotterill (HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN), Canuxploitation.com Creator Paul Corupe, Joseph A. Ziemba And Dan Budnik Of Bleeding Skull, And “THINGS-ite” Joey Izzo
- THINGS 20th Anniversary Cast And Crew Reunion
- Behind The Scenes With Star Amber Lynn
- Vintage Barry J. Gillis TV Appearances
- Original Trailers
COLOR / 1989 / 83 mins /
Written and Directed by ANDREW JORDAN & BARRY GILLIS
Starring AMBER LYNN & B ARRY GILLIS
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